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Dick Crown
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Dick CrownKing Dong. BCV #3137 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure
It's the most fun you can have in your own toilet
This team's only got room for one hairy Beaver
but it burns like hell when I piss
Whatever it takes
Don't believe in modern warfare
I don't mind
I've got a bad feeling she's stuck on the stair lift again
I just want to smoke from be bong all day
NEVER trust a Thanksgiving fart
Lose those blues
Featured on MLB Network's Hot Stove
And we were all drinking out of the same straw it got kinda gross
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