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I Don't Own a Penis, But I Rent One
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I Don't Own a Penis, But I Rent OneI wish I would've picked one with a higher interest rate. BCV #1611 Each card is individually numbered and signed by both Baseball Card Vandals, Beau & Bryan Abbott. It's the only one like it in the world, that's for damn sure
I'm really glad I bought this Ford Excursion
Tangled up in Subterranean Homesick Blues
Oven every minute of it
thanks for the mammaries
Or at least someone to bring me Campbell's Chunky Soup during the game
I'm leaving
Everything smells like hair
Secured in 2-card display case
It's like that Creed song
NEVER trust a Thanksgiving fart
how the hell you gonna love someone else
nobody will give me any kind of job
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