ROADIES Vol 55

ROADIES Vol 55Size: 4x6 *unless you are too tired, or it costs too much money. in which case, do affordable shit and make time for naps. some people dry hump my last nerve oh. you like my personality? thanks. i have a have a few more. it can't all be sunshine & hookers handy tip: when i say, "have a nice day," the "motherfucker" is silent. a large group of humans is called a fuck that

let me sing you the song of my people

phoenix your fire lights my path from the ashes of who you were you rise to who you were meant to be some are lost in the fire some are built from it you are not a dumpster fire you are a multidimensional dumpster phoenix

i'm in my own little world

don't make me go beth dutton on you

stop worrying about what other people think have you met other people they're fucking awful today i will work on not hating myself i will hate everyone else instead have a panic attack you've earned it let go of the things holding you back from the life you want to live then add some new one because you never fucking learn bon't let anyone make you feel bad about yourself that's your job and you're really fucking good at it i accept myself for who i am i also really fucking hate myself sometimes i'm versatile just be yourself but not your real self nobody wants to see that shit sometimes you will have a good day do not be alarmed it will pass

congrats you dodged a bullet

fucks and money

apparently rock bottom has a basement

happy fucking birthday beeyotch

missing you is hard

sucks but you are

you're way less wrinkly than i figured you'd be by now